I got nothing! But …
Well maybe just a few
I made a calendar for chickens, but all the dates were scrambled.
2. Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because it had too many issues.
3. I bought a calendar, but it only had January and February. It was a limited edition.
4. I made a New Year’s resolution to stop buying calendars. It’s a date I can keep.
5. I tried to make a calendar about puns, but it was a joke all year round.
6. What did the calendar say while lifting weights? “I’ll get swole in no time, I’m staying on track.”
7. The calendar factory went out of business because its days were numbered.
8. I wanted to read a calendar, but it didn’t have a story. It only had dates.
9. Why did the calendar feel incomplete? It was missing a second.
10. My calendar keeps falling on the floor. It’s just not staying in its dates.
Sorry 🥱
Happy New Year!😁
Dakazman