Lotus Europa Community

Lotus Europa Forums => Off Topic Subjects => Topic started by: dakazman on Saturday,October 24, 2020, 08:41:22 AM

Title: getting into the Renault frame of mind>
Post by: dakazman on Saturday,October 24, 2020, 08:41:22 AM

   I pulled these off a Polish website:

       https://redirect.viglink.com/?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_160355339929710&key=e4fd14f5d7f2bb6d80b8f8da1354718c&libId=kgnu5oip01021vhi000DA4frhhakj&subId=639167e2734c0d5d537a91a148c41822&loc=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.renaultclub.cz%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ff%3D22%26t%3D6921&v=1&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dlk2X-JoQRis%26search%3Drenault&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.renaultclub.cz%2Fviewforum.php%3Ff%3D22&title=Reklamy%20%26%20filmy%20o%20Renaultu%20-%20Renault%20Club%20%C4%8CR%20%2F%20SR&txt=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dlk2X-JoQ%20...%20ch%3Drenault


https://redirect.viglink.com/?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_160355374882110&key=e4fd14f5d7f2bb6d80b8f8da1354718c&libId=kgnuhntm01021vhi000DA4gwvf0zc&subId=639167e2734c0d5d537a91a148c41822&loc=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.renaultclub.cz%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ff%3D22%26t%3D6921&v=1&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dwx12ty2q2Fc%26search%3Drenault%2520clio&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.renaultclub.cz%2Fviewforum.php%3Ff%3D22&title=Reklamy%20%26%20filmy%20o%20Renaultu%20-%20Renault%20Club%20%C4%8CR%20%2F%20SR&txt=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dwx12ty2q%20...%20ult%2520clio


The jokes on the site were terrible, heres one of the better ones:

 
The old vicar dies and comes to the heavenly gate. Shortly after, there's another man in shabby clothes. Together, they wait for St. Peter to let them in. When the gate opens, St. Peter invites the man first, closes the gate, and leaves the vicar waiting. The vicar is angry, which is why as soon as St. Peter reopens, he will be asked,
"Holy Peter, how come you made me wait outside the gate. I have served our Lord all my life and denied myself worldly pleasures. And you're going to keep me waiting and let some man in front of me. Who was it, even?"
St. Peter said, "That was the
driver."
The vicar gets even more angry: "How come you keep me waiting and let some ordinary driver go
first?"
St. Peter smiles and says, "You know, when you preached in church, all the people were
asleep. When the man was driving the bus, everyone was praying."

  If you want more visit : https://forum.renaultclub.cz/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=120183   turn on translate  :FUNNY: :FUNNY:
 
dakazman

Title: Re: getting into the Renault frame of mind>
Post by: Richard48Y on Friday,November 06, 2020, 10:29:33 PM

And do you know why Nun's travel in pairs?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
So that each Nun can watch the other Nun to make sure she gets none!